Monthly Archives: October 2006

Manny the Manatee

The news over the last week has been somewhat entertaining around downtown Memphis…

It started out with a couple of fishermen seeing something on Monday in the Wolf River Harbor (slackwater harbor that’s connected to the Mississippi river here downtown). Turned out that it was a manatee.

The TV stations even got it live on video.

So officals cut off boat access to the harbor and called people in Florida to try to figure out WTF to do about it.

On Tuesday, they became concerned about it being too cold for the manatee to survive. Activists got involved and got people from Sea World to come up and check it out.

They got here Wednesday, and became concerned as well. So they decided to attempt a rescue on Thursday morning.

Somewhere along the way, it picked up the rather lame name of “Manny”.

But on Wednesday, the manatee became trapped between a couple of barges, and there was naturally concern all around. They ended up deciding to wait until Thursday anyway.

Then Thursday rolls around, and they can’t find the damn thing.

They tried again this morning, with no luck. Now here it is this afternoon, and they are searching lakes and such nearby, with no success. For four days this giant sucker has been rolling around the harbor, then gives them the slip right when they actually want to find him.

Many of the above links have video links on the bottom left, if you want to watch the news reports.

Fuck Delta

I think I’ll be able to hear Mandy’s cheer from here as she reads the title of this post.

Okay, so I’m flying back from the Cayman’s yesterday. After you get into the airport on Grand Cayman, you’re naturally hit by the Duty Free shops. Cheap Liquor, basically. I spend the time to buy a bottle of Single Barrel Jack Daniel’s for my dad.

Flight from Cayman to Atlanta: No problem.

In the Atlanta airport, you have to go through customs, pick up your checked baggage, move it to a different conveyor belt across the way, and get on with your life. Simple. Straightforward. Except that there are security guards basically yelling that liquids are not allowed in carryon’s. So I’ve got this bottle of Jack that I transfer from my carryon into the checked baggage before I toss it onto the conveyor. Easy. Simple. And it’s exactly what these fuckers were screaming at me to do. So I get to Memphis. Grab my bags, go home. Open my bags.

No bottle.

No Homeland Security stickers. No marks on the bags. No nothing. The bottle is just gone.

If I had paid a great amount for it, I’d be real fucking pissed. As it is, having got it Duty Free and at about 1/3rd of normal price, I’m only mildly pissed.

So that’s it for me. No more fucking air travel. I’m fucking done with airlines. Unless I have a sudden need to cross a sea or something, I’m driving it. Period.

Fuck Delta. Fuck Homeland Security. Fuck the airlines. Let ‘em go fucking bankrupt, I no longer have the slightest amount of sympathy for the fuckers. I am fucking done with ‘em.

Cheer on, Mandy. Cheer on.