MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE
Not “man show fire to meat and then eat it while it still squirts and pulses.”
KILL IT DED WITH FIRE YUS
“Medium rare” = “good vet could get it up on its feet in an hour or two.” That’s not cooked with fire. That’s threatened with fire.
I DO NOT SEASON STEAK
Start seasoning steak and before you know it? You’re French. No. I go to my personal butcher and say, “Give me a piece of meat that’s been sawn off an animal.” And they throw me a chunk of animal. And then I say “Show me the animal this meat was sawn off.” And they show me a picture of a crying cow with a gaping hole in its side. And I say “Did the animal cry when you sawed my piece of meat off it?” And they show me a Ziploc bag full of cow tears. And I say, “Rub that on my steak! Let that be my seasoning!”
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A brilliant insight…
Hidden Doodles in the Thanksgiving Google Doodle
Google has a pretty neat interactive Doodle for Thanksgiving…
- Pirate: http://g.co/doodle/7gmtj5
- Wizard: http://g.co/doodle/y4rs2x
- Beanie hat on bicycle: http://g.co/doodle/enz2bt
- Disco Roller Skater: http://g.co/doodle/zskwej
- Astronaut: http://g.co/doodle/my24pw
There’s more, but I haven’t found them all yet. To find them, just get the right combination of shoes, hat, and feathers and poof, it transforms. 
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“No matter how beautiful, no matter how cool your interface, it would be better if there were less of it.” – Alan Cooper
From Matt Thomas’ post about Design in WordPress 3.2.
The Debt Keeps Rising
… while the Republicans keep using non-free software.
Anybody examine the difference between http://republican.senate.gov/ and http://democrats.senate.gov/ lately?
Hint, one of them is complaining about the debt, while the other one is using the free and open-source software package, WordPress, to create their website.
Guess which is which. No points if it takes more than one guess.
The Republican website seems to be running on ColdFusion, a software package that kinda went out of style in 2002-2003, but for which Adobe nevertheless keeps releasing version after version, hoping somebody will notice. Well, at least now I know they have one client, I suppose.
On the other hand, the Democrats site is clearly running on WordPress 3.1.3 (not the latest version, but they’re only half a day behind, and probably not even that by tomorrow), which is a free software package that runs roughly 14.3% of the sites on the internet, including all the major websites that the people who read my blogs read every single day.
Hmm… I wonder who’s more in tune with the times.
Disclaimer: I work on WordPress, but would be heavily biased against the Republican party regardless of who my employer was. #justsaying
